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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Dvirz99: all you girls push me around
Dvirz99: so i tend to get bitchy
posted by Gary Borrelli on 6/17/2004 04:23:08 PM

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Further supporting point #5 of Dave's email in yesterday's post...

From: Laura Kelly
To: Gary Borrelli
Sent: Wednesday, June 16, 2004 10:45 AM

yes lori loughlin is hot

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Trying to take girls' tops off AND agreeing that Uncle Jesse's girlfriend is still hot?? I think we're on to something here...
posted by Gary Borrelli on 6/16/2004 10:48:01 AM

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Look at me being all "back" on the weblog scene. I don't have much to say, as usual, and will likely resort to pictures and aim conversation snippets, but that's likely all anyone cares about anyway. I'll have much more procrastination material for those of you who actually work tomorrow. For now, random picture #1:



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Isles81: you just have this way about always bringing a smile to my face
Auto response from NHLChevy82: i really wanted to put up a creative away message about the rangers winning the cup 10 years ago, and how they're only 44 years away from their next one, but im out of ideas.

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From: Dvirz99@aol.com
To: Everyone
Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 11:31 AM
Subject: RE: monday morning

<...>
3. Once again yes i was looking at jennie's chest. she is my girl friend... however.. see point 4.
4. Laura tried to take Katie's Top off. see point 5.
5. Laura likes girls. Can't say I blame her.

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I'm not really that funny, so I clearly have to mooch off of the humor of others. I am not bothered by this at all.

After our performance Saturday night, I am hereby proclaiming Billy and myself as beer pong champions of the universe. Though we did not go undefeated, our winning percentage in the long run is just too much to handle. If anyone has a problem with this, I do not care. We're very good, and not to hard on the eyes, either...

And now, for a random picture of myself with beautiful women.



Not many of you will care about this, so bear with me. ESPN SportsCenter is doing a gameshow each day with two NFL players from the same team called Hearsay. It's basically like that game where you have to get someone to say a word without using certain forbidden words as clues. In short, it requires NFL players to exhibit some semblance of intelligence. This all leads to one point: Quincy Carter is, by far, the dumbest athlete I've ever seen...ever...that says something, considering the weakness listed for a lot of players after the NFL scouting combine is "had difficulty with college classwork."

I just heard the following comment on SportsCenter: "Looks good, but not that handy - kinda like Jessica Simpson."

I'll leave you all with this: I'm not wearing any pants and I haven't shaven in days.
posted by Gary Borrelli on 6/15/2004 10:21:02 AM

Thursday, May 06, 2004

There, now you're famous again :-)



And just for fun...


posted by Gary Borrelli on 5/6/2004 11:28:23 PM

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Happy 23rd Dennis.
posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/21/2004 12:14:32 PM

Thursday, February 19, 2004

My homepage has been changed to my fantasy baseball league front page. It's officially baseball season, boys and girls, and I like it.
posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/19/2004 10:51:51 PM

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Well, I'll be hanging out with the bros for Valentine's day and the Yanks made me even more "miserable/bitter/hateful/want to kick Steinbrenner in the face" by trading for A-Rod, but the Rangers still suck and no one can take that away from me!
posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/14/2004 05:50:17 PM

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Disgusted.
http://www.sportsline.com/olympics/story/7081013
posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/11/2004 03:57:05 PM

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Happy Birthday Christine!

Sorry I've been MIA. I picked up two dvd's today since I didn't have to work at the court. I meant to only watch some of the outtakes and deleted scenes from Old School but I ended up watching almost the whole movie. "Whoa! Whoa! Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs.'"


24 is on tonight, so I'm off to finish my work so I can enjoy the show. Between that, Idol, and the Isles game, I have quite the night of television on tap. Oh, and speaking of 24 and Jack's hot-ass daughter played by Elisha Cuthbert, I'm waiting for this to come out....

posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/10/2004 01:25:11 PM

Monday, February 02, 2004

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1036637.htm

Concerning Janet Jackson's exposure:
frozenstat: it was like an armored nipple or something...quite frightening i must say. a co-worker now has it set as his desktop background.

Added a link to Kym's page over on the left. This is the extent of my design changes. Aren't I creative?

Oh, and "C'mon with the Panthers covering the spread!!!"

I changed the font on my buddy list today. My life is exciting.
posted by Gary Borrelli on 2/2/2004 03:54:39 PM